Yancy Derringer (TV Series)
The Quiet Firecracker (1959)
Lee Kendall: Blackjack Benson
Quotes
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Blackjack Benson : Look, little fella, let me give you a piece of my mind, 'cause it looks like you need it. If you go back into Chinatown, they're gonna skewer you like a water chestnut and peel you like a lychee nut. Those were Tong men on your trail. What have done to them?
Yancy Derringer : Asked the wrong questions.
Blackjack Benson : A fella doesn't even ask the right ones down there.
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Yancy Derringer : You're a liar.
Blackjack Benson : Listen, little fella, I may not always tell the truth, but I never lie.
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Yancy Derringer : Is that a poker game over there?
Blackjack Benson : It certainly is. Care to sit in?
Yancy Derringer : It would be my pleasure.
Blackjack Benson : Well, you join 'em and I'll watch to see who palms the aces.
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[pointing to Blackjack's enormous companion]
Yancy Derringer : Who's that?
Blackjack Benson : Why, that's my baby brother. That's Wee Willie Benson.
Yancy Derringer : Baby brother?
Wee Willie Benson : Nice meeting you alive, Mr. Derringer.
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Yancy Derringer : Blackjack, I know you rob stagecoaches between here and the Comstock, but don't you do something else... something that's got more of the air of the truth in it?
Blackjack Benson : Willie and I are special investigators for the Customs Department.
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Blackjack Benson : Smuggling in over five tons of opium using the old firecrackers to get their inspection seals, just like you switched those drinks.
Yancy Derringer : [referring to the unconscious Jessie] Oh, she'll just have a bad head.
Blackjack Benson : She's gonna have a stretched neck.
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[last lines]
Blackjack Benson : All right, Willie, let's clean up in here. Then Yancy's gonna buy us a drink. Right, little fella?
Yancy Derringer : ...Right.
Blackjack Benson : C'mon, let's move!