- Groucho Marx: I still remember how I enjoyed your western movies when I was just a little kid.
- Hoot Gibson: Thank you, Groucho. I enjoyed *your* pictures when *I* was a kid.
- Groucho Marx: How'd you get the name Hoot?
- Hoot Gibson: Well, that's not too long a story, Groucho. You see, when I was a kid at school in Tekamah, that's in Nebraska, by the way, we used to go back in these caves, and uh, you know, look for hoot owls.
- Groucho Marx: When did you first crack the picture business, Hoot?
- Hoot Gibson: You tryin' to find out how old I am?
- Groucho Marx: No, I can find out by the way you're looking at her.