The Young Ones (TV Series)

Cash (1984)

Mark Arden: Headless Ghost

Quotes 

• [interlude between scenes] 

  Bloke : I've just been round to my neighbours, to borrow a drill - but he wasn't in!

  [laughs grotesquely] 

  Bloke : ...So I broke in and ate his fish tank - but I weren't even hungry!

  [laughs again] 

  Bloke : ...You won't catch me with me trousers!

  [laughs even harder] 

• Headless Ghost : [to his headless body after it mistakes a goldfish bowl for his head]  No, no that's a goldfish bowl, put it down.