- Rick: That's just typical. Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich.
- Rick: [trying to host a party] That's my flatmate Vyvyan. Hi, Vyvyan, what are you doing?
- Vyvyan: Shut up, you girl!
- Rick: [laughs] He's incredible! I'm not a girl at all! Mind you, we're all pretty potty in this house. Last night, right, we were all watching the television and it was a program we wanted to watch, you know, and, uh, we were just watching it and right in the middle of it, I got up and turned it off! Mad! I don't care what I do, you know. Unless it's work or anything like that, you know. Last Wednesday we stayed up 'til one o'clock in the morning!
- Neil: I won't say anything 'cause no one ever listens to me, anyway. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen album.
- Anarchist: Next week, right, I'm going to blow up a panda in Croydon.
- Rick: Yeah, right on! Bloody zoos, who needs 'em.
- Anarchist: I mean a police car, you terminal wally!
- Mr. Balowski: There's no chance of using your toilet, is there?
- Mike: No.
- Mr. Balowski: I thought not, that's why I pissed in your garden.
- Fisher: Next Tuesday, right, I'm going to blow up a panda in Croydon.
- Rick: Yeah, right on. Bloody zoos, who needs them?
- Rick: Well that's just typical! Five minutes to go until the most important party of my life, and half the house has been wrecked by a gigantic sandwich!