The Young Ones (TV Series)

Oil (1982)

Christopher Ryan: Mike

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• Mike : It's nice to have a front door.

  Vyvyan : We had a front door in the last house.

  Rick : Yes, Vyvyan, but it was nailed to the ceiling in the living room!

• Neil : I thought we all agreed that if we went to the laundrette we would take everyone's dirty gear? Let's look in the People's Charter. Right, here it is. No one, right, even if they've been eaten by wild dogs, right, will go to the launderette without first collecting everyone else's dirty gear.

  Vyvyan : That's my clause!

  Mike : Right, now clause 83?

  Neil : Oh... except for Mike.

• Mike : I used to be a cat burglar, y'know.

  Neil : Oh, did you really? I didn't know that.

  Mike : Oh yeah, yeah; I've got a Swiss bank account with 2,000 bloody cats in it.

• Mike : Well, all right, all right! I won't stand on convention; he never stood on me.