The Young Ones (TV Series)

Time (1984)

Adrian Edmondson: Vyvyan, Randy the Cowpoke

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• Vyvyan : I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?

  Mike : Drinking heavily the night before.

• Neil : You mean, you, like, scored with a chick?

  Rick : Well, of course, I wouldn't put it in such sexist terms, Neil, but yes.

  Mike : Now, wait a minute, Rick. I'm the one who gets the girls around here. There could be a copyright problem.

  Vyvyan : I don't understand. How? Was she unconscious?

  Rick : What, Vyvyan? Do I detect a little spark of jealousy?

  Vyvyan : Ha! I'm not jealous. I find the idea of spending a night with you completely revolting!

  Rick : You know perfectly well what I mean. Just because I was the most wanted and attractive guy at the party last night...

  Neil : What do you mean, Rick? You passed out after half a glass of cider.

  Rick : Did I? Blimey, that's a bit anarchic! Anyway, it just goes to show you, Neil. Even when I'm unconscious, I can pick up the birds. Erm, I mean, forge meaningful relationships with birds... chicks... tarts... women. Women!

• Rick : On no, the whole house has been surrounded by angry medieval peasants!

  Mike : And they think we're witches and they're gonna burn us!

  Vyvyan : We're completely trapped! The outlook is bleak!

  Neil : Oh what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do?

  Vyvyan : Ah, who cares?

• Vyvyan : No, I just don't understand - how? Was she unconscious?

  Rick : What Vyvyan - do I detect a little spark of jealousy?

  Vyvyan : Ha! I'm not jealous! I find the idea of spending a night with you completely revolting!