The Zack Files (TV Series)

Fiber (2001)

Jake Epstein: Cam Dunleavey

Quotes 

• Zack Greenburg : I need Spence... Why is there never a paranormal investigator around when you need one?

  Cam Dunleavey : Whatever it is, you got bigger problems. The Brooks brothers are on the warpath. Remember that remark you made last week about their IQs being lower than room temperature? They just did the math.

  Zack Greenburg : Proving my point perfectly.

  Todd Brooks : [later, the Brooks twins find Zack, and make it personal]  Lower than room temperature?

  Tad Brooks : Are we talkin' Fahrenheit, or Celsius?

  Todd Brooks : Who cares. He's dead!

• [Cam falls asleep while he was supposed to be keeping Zack at home, so now he's out in the park looking for him] 

  Cam Dunleavey : [on the walkie-talkie]  Team leader, come in. Team leader, this is...

  Spencer Sharpe : [in Zack's apartment]  Use your code name!

  Cam Dunleavey : [reluctantly]  Fine. This is Big Fat Screw-up reporting.