- [Cam is secretly jealous of Gwen's attention to a new boy at the school]
- Cam Dunleavey: Jason. Man, even the name bugs me.
- Zack Greenburg: Yeah, and, um, Gwen's asking him to the school dance.
- Cam Dunleavey: No, really? We have to stop her.
- Zack Greenburg: Stop Gwen... that's like trying to stop a tornado in a trailer park.
- [speaking to Spence's camera in the post-episode 'witness interviews']
- Vernon Manteuffel: I saw a window move. By itself... Y'know, every now and then I'll think...
- Vernon Manteuffel: [in a whisper] I smell dead people.