- [Zack's radio communication with Spence is interrupted by loud static]
- Zack Greenburg: Aaaahhh, Jeez, ears. Spence, you had to buy the KGB headsets - you couldn't just settle for Radio Shack.
- Spencer Sharpe: The Russians were having a clearance sale.
- Zack Greenburg: There was this loud screech, and then I could hear Spence's thoughts. It's been happening to me all morning.
- Gwendolyn 'Gwen' Killerby: Hear any tinkling or buzzing?
- Zack Greenburg: Maybe. A little bit.
- Gwendolyn 'Gwen' Killerby: Tinnitus. Ringing in the ears. Next comes loss of concentration, hysteria... in about a month, you'll run screaming off a cliff.
- [she checks her wristwatch]
- Gwendolyn 'Gwen' Killerby: We should have lunch while you can still chew.