- Gwendolyn 'Gwen' Killerby: [excited that Zack is compelled to tell the truth] Honesty! That is so refreshing in a boy your age. Don't worry, it's probably due to pathological guilt and, of course, it won't last. Be foolish to waste this opportunity. How many girls has Cam dated simultaneously?
- Zack Greenburg: Six. In one afternoon.
- Cam Dunleavey: Not six. More like half a dozen.