- Nicole Bristow: [Reading her horoscope] Zoey! Look at your horoscope. You will win a major competition. How freaky is that?
- Zoey Brooks: I'm not a Virgo.
- Nicole Bristow: Shh, don't tell people.
- Quinn Pensky: [Showing Zoey, Nicole and Lola the poster she made of Mark] Is this not the face of a great leader or what?
- Nicole Bristow: [Under her breath] What.
- Chase Matthews: Don't you know that girls don't mean half the things they say? Remember that girl you dated a couple of years ago?
- Michael Barret: Oh, yeah. The Karen Franklin incident.
- Logan Reese: What happend with Karen Franklin?
- Michael Barret: Her birthday was coming up, right. So I asked her what she wanted and she said nothing! So I said "uhm, nothing?" and she goes "yeah, nothing" so I said "are you sure?" and she says "yes, I don't want anything". So, I didn't buy her a present.
- Chase Matthews: And?
- Michael Barret: She cried for three days then moved to Wisconscin
- Logan Reese: Wisconscin?
- Michael Barret: It's the dairy state.
- Logan Reese: Oh...
- [confused]
- Logan Reese: Wait! What was the point of the story?
- Zoey Brooks: [talking to Nicole] Mark's last name is Del Figgalo?
- Quinn Pensky: [walks back in] It means "of the figs".