Zorro (TV Series)
The Unmasking of Zorro (1958)
Henry Calvin: Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia
Quotes
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Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : I am only a soldier, and obeying the orders of my Comandante. For instance, if the Comandante told me to arrest Don Diego on the suspicion of being Zorro, I would have to do it, ridiculous as it must seem.
Don Diego de la Vega : [laughing] That would be the height of absurdity, eh?
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Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : Then a pig got lose, and I chased the pig and I caught him and put him back in the pen! Does that surprise you, Comandante?
Don Juan Ortega : Sargeant Garcia, it would not surprise me if the pig caught you and put you in the pen!
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : You do not understand. I was the one chasing the pig.
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Don Juan Ortega : You do me as much harm as Zorro with your bumbling ways! I would think you were Zorro, if you were not so fat!
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : It is not fat, Comandante. I am just heavily muscled.
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Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : Don't shoot, you fools! You might hit the Comandante!
[Aside]
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : Not such a bad idea, but hardly good military practice. Or is it? Nah.
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Don Juan Ortega : Where is the prisoner?
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : At the tavern having lunch.
Don Juan Ortega : At the tavern having lunch? Prisoners do not eat lunch in taverns. Who is guarding him?
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : No one. Sr. Fortuna is a friend of mine.
Don Juan Ortega : No one? A *prisoner* having lunch *alone* in a tavern *unguarded*?
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : He gave me his word he would not escape.