Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (TV Series)

Boys & Girls (2007)

Lindsey Shaw: Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely

Quotes 

• Evelyn Kwong : Mosely! Boys like you. Why don't they like me? I'M LIKEABLE!

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : Well, Evelyn... It may be... That you tend to come on too strong.

  Evelyn Kwong : I DO NOT COME ON TOO STRONG! Oh! You're right! Teach me. Teach me your expert boy ways!

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : I don't think so.

  Evelyn Kwong : Please! Please! Please!

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : And I'm not an expert.

  [Evelyn continues pleading] 

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : And begging never works on me.

• Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : What is Ned Bigby's perfect girl?

  Ned Bigby : Okay. My perfect girl would have to be funny, smart, athletic, have a great smile, and be a great friend. And I'll know when I see her, because golden light will hit her just right, and the angels will sing!

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : Oh, please.

  [gets suddenly enshrouded with golden light] 

• Simon "Cookie" Cook : So, how did speed dating go? Found the perfect girl?

  Ned Bigby : No, just the wrong ones. I'm not asking for much. I just want a girl whose, funny, athletic, smart, has a great smile, is a good friend, isn't afraid to take charge once in a while, likes sports and call me demanding, but I like them on the tall side!

  Simon "Cookie" Cook : You just described Moze.

  Ned Bigby : What? Very funny! I've know her forever, we're just friends! And I'll know my perfect girl when I see her!

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : Hey, guys.

  [gets enshrouded by golden light] 

  Ned Bigby : Okay Gordy, enough with the lights!

  Gordy : What? I fixed them, and I got the Choir back in the music room.

  [Ned looks back at Moze] 

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : Why are you looking at me like that?