Futurama (TV Series)
Anthology of Interest II (2002)
David Herman: Dr. Ogden Wernstrom, General Colin Pac-Man, Scruffy, Larry
Quotes
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Fry : [Bender is a massive glob of flab. Fry waves his hand in front of Bender's eyes] He's dead.
Professor Ogden Wernstrom : When did he die?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [checks Bender's pulse] Hmm. About 12 hours ago when the party started.
Professor Ogden Wernstrom : But he just said, "Woooo!"
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : No, that was air escaping from the folds of his fat.
[shoves a glob of fat on Bender]
Bender : [his fat] Woooo!
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[Bender who had been turned human a week earlier is revealed to be a bloated mess]
Professor Ogden Wernstrom : My God! He needs medical attention!
Dr. Zoidberg : [Examining Bender] Pulse: 300. Liver: failing. Cholesterol: 40?
Turanga Leela : Well, that isn't too bad.
Dr. Zoidberg : No, I mean 40 pounds!
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Pac-Man : It's working! Victory is assured! My retirement tomorrow will be all the sweeter!
[a Space Invader shoots Pac-Man]
Pac-Man : [screams] I'm hit!
[sobs]
Pac-Man : So cold!
[Pac-Man dies just like he does in the video games. Ms. Pac-Man arrives]
Ms. Pac-Man : NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fry : Amy, tend to the widow Pac-Man.
[Amy tries to comfort Ms. Pac-Man]
Ms. Pac-Man : [crying] Wakka wakka wakka!