F.C. De Kampioenen (TV Series)
Xavier gekwetst (1991)
Loes van den Heuvel: Carmen Waterslaeghers-Vandormael
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Quotes
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Carmen : [she answers the phone] Waterslaeghers. Yes, Oscar? What, did he get a ball to his head? DDT did that? Alright, I know that trick by now. Thanks for calling and tell him to come home.
[she hangs up]
Doortje : An accident?
Carmen : No, Oscar pulling a joke on me.
[her phone rings again]
Carmen : Waterslaeghers. Yes, Oscar? You've already said this, yes. Well, his head hasn't been the same for a long time, has it? What? He can't stand on his feet anymore hasn't had anything to drink? I'll be right there.
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Carmen : [Carmen and Doortje enter the cafe, they're worried about Xavier, who's actually faking] Well? Xavier?
Xavier : Carmen.
[Xavier walks up to Doortje and kisses her; Pico is furious, Carmen hits Xavier on the head with her purse]
Pascale : Pico, his gaze is still cloudy.
Pico : Yeah well, clear or not, he must keep his hands off my wife.
Carmen : You're right, Pico. Besides, his gaze has always been cloudy.
Pascale : That's not a compliment to yourself, or is it, Carmen?
Carmen : Where are his clothes? I have to work at Boma's.
Xavier : Oh, now I see it. *You* are Carmen. I can hear it now.
Carmen : [she's angry] Stop pretending, alright.
Bieke : You have to spare him a little. He's shocked.
Carmen : Shocked? You're right, I shouldn't have hit him with my purse.
Xavier : Thanks, Carmen.
Carmen : I should've brought my rolling pin with me instead.
Oscar : Calm down, Carmen. Go to work and leave him with us. He can come to his senses here. Come get him after work.
Carmen : Fine with me. That might be for the best.
Xavier : Can't I just go with you? I'm not sick, am I?
Carmen : Do you want to come home with me already?
Xavier : Yeah, what else can I do here?
Carmen : [because he never wants to leave the cafe on his own] Keep him here, Oscar. He's not okay yet.
Doortje : Pico, I'll ride with Carmen so I can prepare dinner.
Pico : Alright, Doortje.
Xavier : [to Doortje, he comes out of his chair] Shall *I* take you home?
Pico : [he aggressively pulls him back] You stay here. Go with Carmen, Doortje. I'll be home soon.
[they throw each other a kiss, Xavier does it as well]
Pico : Not you, fool.
Xavier : No, I want to give Carmen a kiss.
[Xavier gets up]
Pascale : Oscar, watch out. He thinks you're Carmen.
[Xavier gives Carmen a kiss]
Doortje : Don't stay too long, uh Pico.
Pico : No, Doortje. I'll see you in a bit.
Xavier : [with erotic intonation] 'Don't stay too long, Carmen'.
Carmen : Oh boy. Will he ever be okay again?