- Almighty Tallest Purple: Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn't you be... frying something?
- Zim: Oh, I quit when I found out about this.
- Almighty Tallest Purple: You quit being banished?
- [about ZIM's attack on his home planet]
- Zim: I put the fires out.
- Almighty Tallest Red: You made them worse!
- Zim: Worse... or better?
- Zim: Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!
- [G.I.R is introduced to ZIM]
- Zim: Is it supposed to be stupid?
- Almighty Tallest Purple: It's not stupid, it's advaaaaaaanced!
- Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
- [Screen goes black and then displays a message: Six Months Later]
- Gir: Doom doom doom doom doomy doomy doom doomy doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
- [continues singing]
- Zim: Gir, would you please stop singing?
- Almighty Tallest Red: You will be sent to a planet so mysterious, no one has even heard of it!
- Almighty Tallest Purple: Right! And those who have heard of it dare not speak its name!
- Zim: What's its name?
- Almighty Tallest Purple: Oh, I dare not speak it!
- The Letter M: What's wrong with you? All you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in your garage!
- Dib: He was using the belt sander...
- Zim: But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!
- Zim: BUT... Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant RADIOACTIVE ROBO-PANTS! The pants command me!... DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS!
- Dib: Okay.. Am I the only one here who sees the alien sitting in class?
- [Classmates look around the room confused while monkey chattering plays in background]
- Dib: There!
- [Camera pans to Zim as Dib points to him]
- Dib: Right there!
- [Zim sits in his desk nervously while sweating]
- Dib: That is no kid! He's an alien! An alien! One of the monsters I've been talking about! He's here to conquer Earth!
- [Zim nervously moves his finger towards a self-destruct button on his sleeve. Zita leans on Zim's chair]
- Zita: Aw, not this again. You're crazy!