- Rustic Shepherd: It's my belief that these sheep are laborin' under the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their be'avior. Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field on their 'ind legs. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as... plummet.
- Kargol: How many of us can honestly say that at one time or another, he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice? I know I have.
- Kargol: How many of us can honestly say that at one time or another, he hasn't set fire to some great public building? I know I have.