Danger Mouse (TV Series)

150 Million Years Lost (1983)

David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator

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Quotes 

• [in medieval times] 

  Danger Mouse : This is no place to hang about, Penfold! They're starting a soccer club!

  [scarpers] 

• Professor Von Squakenkluck : To get him g-back I have him first to find mitt ein location locator locator.

  Danger Mouse : Have you got one?

  Professor Von Squakenkluck : Nein.

  Danger Mouse : No, one will do.

• Isambard Sinclair, narrator : [Danger Mouse and Penfold are asleep on their couch]  Unceasingly alert for danger, our heroes are even now... eh... training to... see in the dark.

  Penfold : [the video phone alarm goes off]  Eh chief, it's Colonel K.

  Danger Mouse : Danger Mouse here, sir.

  Colonel K : Good show, DM. Eh, you're faithful assistant standing by?

  Danger Mouse : Yes sir, he's here.

  Colonel K : Oh well, can't be helped.

  Penfold : Eh?

• Isambard Sinclair, narrator : [DM is staring into the eyes of a diplodocus]  It's two eyes against one. Will the dinosaur go cross-eyed before Danger Mouse is petrified? Can he take cover in it's nostrills? And if so, will that make him a Nostralian?

  [snickers] 

  Isambard Sinclair, narrator : Is this the end of Danger Mouse and if so, does anyone need the services of a well spoken announcer?

• Danger Mouse : [as the knight runs off laughing]  I thought we weren't going to have canned laughter on this show.

• Knight : Now, Sir Spy, I shall despatch thee.

  Danger Mouse : Ooh, you leave my patch alone!

• Knight : I offer thee me gauntlet!

  Danger Mouse : Oh, no really, thank you, my hands are lovely and warm.

  [gets hit in the face with the knight's gauntlet] 

• Isambard Sinclair, narrator : [recapping the first two episodes]  As Penfold searches hopefully for a policeman, Danger Mouse scouers the skies for Penfold but, pursued by a personatious Pterodactyl, he fights like a dog, 'till he misses a cog and drops like a log into a bog. Then, as darkness falls, so does Penfold, into a pitt. Will he be hit and cooked on a spit? Or has he the wit to do a quick flit? Throw aside your Rubik's cubes and try to untangle episode three of 150 Million Years Lost.