- B.P. Richfield: This is a big moment for you, Sinclair, and nobody can take it away from you or I would've.
- Earl: Who do you love?
- Baby Sinclair: Mama.
- Earl: Who do you love second best?
- Baby Sinclair: Mama.
- Earl: Alright, let's try this again. Who is talking to you right now?
- Baby Sinclair: Not the mama!
- Robbie Sinclair: [looking at old pictures] Is this me?
- Grandma Ethyl Phillips: Yeah, that's you on your Grandpa Louie's back, hitting him on the head with a pot.
- Robbie Sinclair: Mom, it used to be that old dinosaurs couldn't hunt for food, now we have supermarkets, it used to be that old dinosaurs slowed down the pack, now we live in houses. So isn't throwing Grandma off a cliff just a waste of a perfectly good old lady?
- Earl: [about hurling Ethyl] Without this, my life means nothing.
- Robbie Sinclair: Well then I guess my life must mean nothing, because when your time comes, I'm not throwing you.
- Earl: Why the hell not?
- Robbie Sinclair: Because you're my father, just because you get old doesn't mean you stop being my father.
- Grandma Ethyl Phillips: It's the baby!
- Baby Sinclair: It's the Grandma.
- [Earl enters]
- Baby Sinclair: Uh oh.
- Earl: [dryly] Hello Mother Phillips.
- Grandma Ethyl Phillips: Hello fat boy!
- Fran Sinclair: It's just for the rest of her life, how long could that be?
- Earl: I don't know, Fran, nobody ever died of old age.
- Grandma Ethyl Phillips: You know... I feel like I could live to be a million.