Quotes
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J.R. Ewing : [JR is forcing himself on Sue Ellen after seeing her with Dusty Farlow] Why don't you pretend I'm that cowboy? That ought to make you smile!
Sue Ellen Ewing : You disgust me!
[calmer]
Sue Ellen Ewing : You want a woman? Why don't you go see if my little baby sister will oblige?
J.R. Ewing : You're right. I've wasted more than enough time on *you* already.
[JR leaves]
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J.R. Ewing : Enjoying yourself, darling?
Kristin Shepard : Oh, I've never seen anything like it. It's so... big. A few friends, a family rodeo, you said?
[smiles]
J.R. Ewing : [chuckles] Well, when my Daddy entertains, he goes all out.
Kristin Shepard : A family trait, I gather.
[smiles]
J.R. Ewing : Well, that's what us Ewings are all about, honey. We do big things the big way.
Kristin Shepard : And that's why I like them.
J.R. Ewing : Them?
Kristin Shepard : [smiles] You.
J.R. Ewing : Well, see you don't forget, huh?
Kristin Shepard : [glaring at her sister] She's doing it again.
J.R. Ewing : What do you say?
Kristin Shepard : Sue Ellen is beginning to annoy me.
J.R. Ewing : Oh, what's she done now?
Kristin Shepard : Nothing. That's just it. She keeps walking around playing superior as hell. I've had to put up with her airs and graces all my life. I'm sick of it.
J.R. Ewing : Hold on. That's my wife you're talking about.
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J.R. Ewing : Well, hi there.
Kristin Shepard : Hi.
J.R. Ewing : You got everything straight? Know what you're supposed to do?
Kristin Shepard : Mm-hmm.
J.R. Ewing : I'm counting on you.
Kristin Shepard : Now, J.R., have I ever disappointed you?
J.R. Ewing : No, I can't say you have. Not yet, anyway.