- Cpl. Delgado: Who are we going to toast now? We've run out of people we like!
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Well, then let's toast our enemies. Now, let me see.
- [singing]
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Here's to the commandante, drink! We toast him with champagne, although he has no brain, haha. Here's to the commandante, drink! Here's to the commandante's health. He's strong, just like an ox. But he cannot catch the Fox, heheheh! Here's to the commandante's health.
- [Capitán Monastario enters the room]
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: He'll never be a scholar, he'll never save a dollar, he doesn't need a thing, when he's a soldier of the King.
- [Lancer Hivarro notices the capitán and tries to warn García]
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Here's to the commandante's boots. They kick us in the rear.
- [Hivarro kicks García]
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Oh, the commandant is here! Here's to the commandante's fame!
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: [singing to Don Diego, corporal Delgado and private Hivarro] Here's to a soldier of the King. So lift your glass to drink and lift your voice to sing. Here's to a soldier of the King! He'll never be a scholar, he'll never save a dollar, he doesn't need a thing, when he's a soldier of the King.
- [spoken]
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: A little more wine, Don Diego, please?
- Don Diego de la Vega: Of course, of course.
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Gracias.
- [singing]
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Here's to a soldier's loyal wife, who waits through each campaign until he's home again. Here's to a soldier's loyal wife!
- Don Diego de la Vega: Eh sergeant, don't forget your dog!
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Oh, el perro, of course.
- [singing]
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Here's to a soldier's faithful dog, who waits through each campaign, to eh, to wag his tail again. Here's to a soldier's faithful dog!
- Lancer Hivarro: Eh García, don't forget your mother-in-law!
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Oh, sí, the mother-in-law.
- [singing]
- Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Here's to a soldier's mother-in-law. She's timid, like a mouse when he is in the house. Hehe, not mine! Here's to a soldier's mother-in-law!