Brandy & Mr. Whiskers (TV Series)
Cyranosaurus Rex (2004)
Kaley Cuoco: Brandy Harrington
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Quotes
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Brandy Harrington : Oh, freaky bug eyed monkey thingy, I'm so sorry. I was so mean to you and you saved me, and I don't even know your name.
Freaky Monkey : [jumps up and kisses Brandy] You can call me Vegas, baby, because I just hit the jackpot!
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Brandy Harrington : I'm a sucker for love.
Mr. Whiskers : Oh, I know what you mean. I'm a sucker for peanut butter on fish.
Brandy Harrington : Ugh! You may not get it now, but just wait. Some day it'll happen to you too.
Mr. Whiskers : Never! I may not be the smartest bunny in the jungle. Or the best looking or smelling or dressed or most school spirited. But even I know there is no such thing as a magic fat baby the makes people fall in love.
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Brandy Harrington : [to Whiskers, about liking Isabel, the Gela monster] You that 'Isabel' eats guys like you for breakfast, 'literally'!
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Isabel : [sniffing the air by the tree] That smell!
Mr. Whiskers : Wh-wh-what smell?
Isabel : It's comin' from up in this tree!
[climbing up]
Mr. Whiskers : [paniced] Oh, move along. Nothing to smell here, back to the rabbit. Brandy, look out!
Isabel : [to Brandy, on the limb] You! You are what smells so delicious.
Brandy Harrington : Okay, so I use an herbal shampoo. That's not reason to eat me.
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Brandy Harrington : [after he's tossed into the mud] Whiskers, are you alright?
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Brandy Harrington : Alright. I guess I really am a sucker for love. What's you plan to get her?
Mr. Whiskers : I was going to be myself.
Brandy Harrington : [laughing] Ha, ha, ha! Right, that's the worst thing you can do. You're not supposed to be your actually self. Your supposed to be your fabulous self.
Mr. Whiskers : Fine. As long as it doesn't involve a change of underware, I'm in.
Brandy Harrington : It's time for Coach Brandy to whip you into shape for love.
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Brandy Harrington : Girls love a romantic. Giver her poetry and she's yours forver.
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Brandy Harrington : Girls love a tough guy. Now go out there and get her, hercules!
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Brandy Harrington : [acting tough to Isabel] Hey tiger! Wanna wrestle?
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Brandy Harrington : [to the monkey, playing the violin] I'm still not going out with you.
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Brandy Harrington : Reverse psychology. Just act like you don't like her and she'll be all over you.
Isabel : [answers the knocking] Hello?
[sees Whiskers with the mud message]
Isabel : Daddy! It's that wierd rabbit again!
Brandy Harrington : [as the daddy lizard attacks Whiskers] That may have been a bit too far.
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Mr. Whiskers : [crying] I give up. She's too good for me. Or maybe I'm too good for her. Or maybe she's too good for me to be too good for her.
Brandy Harrington : Don't you give up on me. I've worked too hard for this!
Mr. Whiskers : But I...
Brandy Harrington : [cutting in] This isn't about you. Okay, maybe a little. Well, this lizard is challenging everything I know about romance and we are not going to let her win.
Mr. Whiskers : But It's hopeless. I'm never gonna understand women!
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Brandy Harrington : Next time, I'm gonna hide out and tell you exactly what to say. i saw it once on a tv show and a movie. I think they wrote a book about it too.
Mr. Whiskers : And it worked everytime?
Brandy Harrington : No, but that's only because they didn't have me.
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Isabel : Stay away from me it you know what's good for you.
Brandy Harrington : [in the tree] Isabel, wait!
Mr. Whiskers : Isabel, wait!
Brandy Harrington : I just wanted to say, "I'm sorry".
Mr. Whiskers : I just wanted to say, I'm sorry!
Brandy Harrington : I've been acting like a real jerk. You should know it's only because...
Mr. Whiskers : I've been acting like a real jerk. You should know it's only because...
Brandy Harrington : ...to me your eyes sparkle like the night time sky.
Mr. Whiskers : ...to me your eyes sparkle like the night time sky.
Isabel : What?
Brandy Harrington : Your beaded skin is a cascading waterfall of precious jewels...
Mr. Whiskers : [finishing] All rubies, pearls, and oapals!
Isabel : [flattered] You really think so?
Brandy Harrington : I know I'm a small, ugly, smelling
Mr. Whiskers : [on the ground] Never cleans his half of the room. Only brushed his teeth every other-
[stops and yells up the tree]
Mr. Whiskers : She gets it already!
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Brandy Harrington : [stalking though the jungle] You are not me boyfriend!
Freaky Monkey : That's not what you said at the tree, Ms. hard-to-get. Cha-ching!