G.I. Joe (TV Series)

The Pyramid of Darkness: Part 3 - Three Cubes to Darkness (1985)

John Hostetter: Bazooka

Quotes 

• Alpine : Look, up there! One of the Cobra cubes! But how are we gonna get up there before Maj. Bludd rains on our parade?

  Bazooka : Strategy?

  Alpine : Now you're talkin', Bazook. I may even quote you in my memoirs.

• Alpine : Of course, your burning question is, how can our guys get up that ice wall. Correct?

  Bazooka : Right.

  Alpine : Brilliant analysis. Fortunately, I happen to have a brilliant solution.

  Bazooka : Yodel?

  Alpine : You got it. A good ol' Alpine yodel.

  [Yodels] 

  Alpine : Oh, yeah!

• Alpine : Avanti, Adelante and Go, man, go! Fantastic view, eh, Bazook?

  Bazooka : [looks down and gets scared]  Fan... tastic.

• [last lines] 

  Alpine : If those waves hit us, we'll be frozen before you can say TV Dinner!

  Bazooka : Uh-oh, leopard seals!

  Alpine : If you're gonna get talky on me, I wish you'd find something good to report. Oh no, my weapon froze! Speaking of TV Dinners, let's make a sincere attempt not to be these critters' main course!