G.I. Joe (TV Series)

Twenty Questions (1985)

Lee Weaver: Alpine

Quotes 

• Alpine : [upon seeing Freedom take food from Spirit's mouth]  Yucko! How disgusting! Probably gonna die from some disease.

  Spirit : Have no fear for my health, Alpine.

  Alpine : I don't. I'm worried about Freedom.

• Cover Girl : Alpine! You've gotta help us! Shipwreck may be in big trouble somewhere in the Rockies!

  Alpine : Naturally. Where else would you expect to find a sailor in trouble?

• Gung-Ho : [laughing]  Explosions!

  Spirit : [laughing]  There'll be a cave-in!

  Alpine : [laughing]  We'll all be crushed to a pulp!

• Alpine : [on Shipwreck's excessive death portrayal]  Shipwreck, that is pathetic.

  Shipwreck : Says you! I thought I deserved an Oscar.

  Alpine : Yeah, my Uncle Oscar, the moocher.