Daria (TV Series)

Antisocial Climbers (2000)

Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• [Walking lost in the mountains during a blizzard] 

  Jane Lane : I think this could really be it!

  Daria : What are you talking about? Just keep walking, we'll find our way!

  Jane Lane : I don't know, Daria! This is bad!

  Daria : ...Listen, I'm sorry I gave you all that crap about your boyfriend!

  Jane Lane : Well, I'm sorry I embarrassed you all those times in front of my brother!

  Daria : [Awkward silence]  ... I feel like we should say more!

  Jane Lane : I know, that was kind of pathetic!

  Daria : Umm... I'm sorry my parents didn't stop at one child!

  Jane Lane : I'm sorry they added those ugly blue M&Ms... Better?

  Daria : I've made my peace!

• Jane Lane : So, this didn't work out so bad. We managed to survive the blizzard and ditch the field trip.

  Daria : Plus, you got that thing off your chest about the blue M&Ms.

  Jane Lane : Do you think we should feel guilty about leaving our classmates stranded in the wild?

  Daria : Who?

• Quinn : OK, Daria's talking, so I have to leave now.

• Jane Lane : Mr. DeMartino, we'd like to volunteer to go with you.

  Mr. Anthony DeMartino : As much as I appreciate your KIND, if FOOLhardy offer, I have to decline. It's too DANGERous out there! Once you walk out those doors, you may NOT be coming back!

  Daria : Okay. Then we're all on the same page.

  Mr. Anthony DeMartino : Very well, but dress for survival.

  Daria : Well, I was gonna dress for perishing, but okay.

• Daria : Let me make a quick assessment of our situation: We're lost in a blizzard with no equipment and no leadership, and if we don't get help we'll probably have to drag back the body of our history teacher.

  Jane Lane : When you put it that way you make it sound bad.

  Daria : Then let me rephrase: what started out as a grim, life-negating field trip has turned into a grim, life-negating gape into the void.

• Daria : [Deadpan]  Hey Quinn, I need to borrow your neck insulator thingy to go out on this highly dangerous and potentially doomed rescue mission, okay?

  Quinn : [Breathy]  Whatever, I've got my own problems.

  Daria : Please, stop the sisterly tears of concern, you're making a scene.

• Daria : You know, if this storm doesn't let up it could take days for help to arrive.

  Jane Lane : Well, when everybody gets hungry enough it'll be interesting to see who gets eaten first.

• Helen : Well, how was the field trip after the snow stopped? Did you girls learn anything?

  Quinn : I learned that sometimes being too well dressed can work against you. Who would've thought that one's fashion sense could have a dark side. The normally life-affirming act of choosing an outfit...

  Helen : [Interrupts]  YES, Quinn. And what about you, Daria?

  Daria : I came to the realization that given a choice between sharing shelter with my fellow students or risking death by blindly marching into a blizzard, it's blizzard-ho for me.