Inspector Gadget (TV Series)
Volcano Island (1983)
Jeri Craden: M.A.D. Prophet
Quotes
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Dr. Claw : Blast! You failed again, prophet!
M.A.D. Prophet : I'm sorry, Dr. Claw. Gadget is just too smart.
Dr. Claw : He is an idiot!
[slams his fist down, startling M.A.D. Cat]
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Penny : [tied up] You're not a prophet, you're a M.A.D. agent!
M.A.D. Prophet : Ah, but I see danger ahead for you! When we set off the volcano!
[laughs, and leaves]
Penny : [to herself] I've got to get out of here!
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M.A.D. Prophet : A terrible rainstorm is coming to the island!
Penny : Another prediction.
Gadget : Well, I'm not interested. I have work to do.
[crumples up and throws the message that Chief Quimby gave him into the swimming pool not long before it self-destructs]
Chief Quimby : Oh no!
[message self destructs, causing pool water to splash all over Gadget, thinking it is rain water]
Gadget : [referring to the prophet] That guy was right! It rained!
Chief Quimby : [to himself, referring to Gadget] Oh, why do I put up with him?
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Gadget : [Gadget, Penny and Brain arrive at the prophet's residence] Hello there, Mr Prophet.
M.A.D. Prophet : Leave now, Gadget! There's no place for you here!
Gadget : How do you know my name?
M.A.D. Prophet : I'm a prophet, I know everything.
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Gadget : Good evening, Mr. Prophet.
M.A.D. Prophet : Hello, Inspector, I... feel I must warn you, there's a great deal of danger ahead for you! Take this.
[hands Gadget a pineapple that is filled with dynamite]
Gadget : A pineapple?
M.A.D. Prophet : A lucky pineapple! Once you eat it, nothing will harm you again!
Gadget : Oh. Thank you very much.
[just then, Brain, disguised as a hula dancer, rushes past and grabs the pineapple from Gadget]
Gadget : Hey! That's my lucky pineapple! Come back!
[Brain throws the pineapple into the ocean, and it explodes shortly afterwards]
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Gadget : [to the prophet, whom is in agony after getting hit on the head by an anvil that was meant for Gadget] Do you have a headache? Maybe you've been concentrating too hard.
M.A.D. Prophet : Yes, uh, maybe I have.
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M.A.D. Prophet : The island is doomed! Leave quickly while there's still time!
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[Penny tries to make a run for it after discovering M.A.D.'s plot, but ends up bumping into a M.A.D. agent]
Guard of the Volcano : You're a nosy little girl, aren't you?
Penny : Who are you?
M.A.D. Prophet : He's the Guard of the Volcano.
[laughs]
Penny : Where are you taking me? Put me down!
