The Simpsons (TV Series)

Children of a Lesser Clod (2001)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Gangsta, Carl, Frink, Craig, Apu

Quotes 

• [after Homer drove the van into a tree] 

  Arnie Pie : He's jumping out of the car, Kent. He's trying to climb over the fence. He's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog! Now he's giving up on that and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe and he appears to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen!

  Kent Brockman : Arnie, how are the *children*?

  Arnie Pie : [irritated]  I can't see through *metal*, Kent.

  Chief Wiggum : [catching Homer in the act]  All right, Fatty. Out of the pipe!

• Homer : My kids wear these hearts to remind them they are always loved.

  Man : Aww. Did you make them yourself?

  Homer : Yes. Through the magic of caring.

  Lisa : [Bart and Lisa are seen in the garage, making the hearts]  Night will come soon.

• Homer : [playing basketball]  You da man Carl! I believe you can fly!

  Carl : You know I'm so sick of peope thinking I'm good at basketball just cause I'm African-American.

  Carl : [Carl slam-dunks the ball; breaking the backboard]  Go Carl! Go Carl! It's ma birthday! It's ma birthday! 3P you got mail baby!

• [an African American man dressed like a Gangsta rapper stops Bart in the hallway] 

  Man : Hey, this class is aces. You go from 'slopper' to 'proper' like.

  Bart : Cool.

  [Rushes into the room where an old lady is teaching an etiquette class] 

  Old Lady : The proper gentlemen...

  Bart : Etiquette class? But the guy outside said...

  Old Lady : Are you accusing my husband of *misleading* you? Good gracious. I should bust a cap in your ass.