The Zack Files (TV Series)

One Bad Seed (2000)

Noah Giffin: Vernon Manteuffel

Quotes 

• [Gwen shows up in the boys' locker room to encourage support for the basketball tryouts] 

  Vernon Manteuffel : Skirt alert - skirt alert!

  Gwendolyn 'Gwen' Killerby : Oh, please. You didn't impress me on the court, you're not going to impress me here.

• [Gwen is in charge of drumming up school spirit] 

  Gwendolyn 'Gwen' Killerby : Manteuffel... Dickie... You'll do. Squad meeting. Now.

  Vernon Manteuffel : Ummm... squad?

  Gwendolyn 'Gwen' Killerby : As in cheerleading? Hello! Someone has to cheer Horace Hyde on to victory.

  Vernon Manteuffel : My stuff is at the cleaners.

  Christopher Dickie : Uhhh, funeral, to attend, all week.