The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Alone (1992)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Selma Bouvier, Patty Bouvier

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : Homer, if Maggie really doesn't want to go, maybe she should stay here with you.

  Patty : Are you sure that's wise? He'll probably trade her for a beer and a nudie magazine.

• [first lines; Homer chases Bart through the house in his underwear, knocking over and breaking a lamp] 

  Marge Simpson : I am not cleaning that... who am I kidding?

• Marge Simpson : Kids! hurry up or you're gonna miss your bus!

  Lisa Simpson : [apathetically]  No way.

  Bart : [apathetically]  Never happen.

  [the bus drives off] 

  Bart : Well, I'll be damned.

• [as Marge train pulls away] 

  Marge Simpson : Goodbye, Homie.

  Homer Simpson : [running after her]  Goodbye? Where's my clean underwear?

  Marge Simpson : Check the dryer!

  Homer Simpson : How often should I change Maggie?

  Marge Simpson : Whenever she needs it!

  Homer Simpson : Marge, Marge! How do I use the pressure cooker!

  Marge Simpson : Don't!

• Marge Simpson : [to Homer about why she needs to take a vacation]  I need to unwind.

• [last lines; Marge is home after taking a vacation by herself, and the house nearly went to pieces without her] 

  Marge Simpson : And from now on, I hope you'll to help out a little more than you're used to.

  Homer Simpson : You got it, sweet heart. Do you have enough blanket there?

  Marge Simpson : Well, I could use a little more. And sometimes I want a little time to myself. and I expect you to help.

  Bart : Mom?

  [Widen to show that Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are sharing the bed with Homer and Marge] 

  Bart : I think I speak for everyone in this bed when I say you have nothing to worry about. Now let's just try to get a little shut-eye, huh?

  [He turns out the light. The whole family lets out a sigh. Marge and Homer's eyes close, then Bart and Lisa's. Finally, Maggie's eyes droop, and close]