- Will Vandom: Wait! You're the rebel leader I'm supposed to be saving? What are you rebelling against, diaper rash?
- Caleb: Hey girly girl, I'm 15!
- Caleb: [after arriving in Heatherfield for the first time] What dangers are in this place?
- Taranee Cook: Well, there's the cafeteria food...
- [Cornelia is upset the other girls dressed up for Picture Day after they all promised they wouldn't]
- Hay Lin: Like you didn't dress up!
- Cornelia Hale: Well, we all knew *I* was lying.