ALF (TV Series)
Funeral for a Friend (1989)
Benji Gregory: Brian Tanner
Quotes
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[first lines]
Brian Tanner : What's this one called?
ALF : A platypus.
Brian Tanner : It's ugly.
ALF : Bri, I'm looking for a pet, not a date to the prom.
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Brian Tanner : Hey, ALF.
Lynn Tanner : Hey, ALF.
ALF : [in cowboy outfit] Well, if it isn't the Tanner kids. What brings you two to this neck of the attic?
Lynn Tanner : We just wanted to ask how your ant farm was going.
ALF : So ask.
Brian Tanner : How's it going?
ALF : Don't ask.