All in the Family (TV Series)

California, Here We Are (1978)

Sally Struthers: Gloria Bunker-Stivic

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Quotes 

• Edith Bunker : [Archie and Edith are visiting Gloria and Mike in California. Edith is peeking over the patio wall at the neighbors]  You got a lot of neighbors, don't ya.

  Gloria Stivic : Oh yeah.

  Edith Bunker : Are they all poor or somethin?

  Gloria Stivic : No, why?

  Edith Bunker : Well they're all just laying there, passing around the same cigarette.

  Archie : [Rolling his eyes]  Gloria, take your poor mother out of harm's way, will ya.

• Gloria : My parents gave us five years of happiness in their house.

  Mike Stivic : Those were the worst five years of my life.

  Gloria : Those were the first five years we were married.

  Mike Stivic : Bingo.

• Stephanie : Where's Joey and the meathead?

  Gloria : [to Archie]  Did you teach her that?

  Archie : Where is Joey and the meathead?

  [Gloria lightly slaps him] 

  Archie : Don't hit your father in the airport.