- Archie Bunker: My conscience don't talk to me.
- Gloria Bunker-Stivic: I don't blame it. It shouldn't talk to a stranger.
- Archie Bunker: All my life, I stayed away from fish.
- Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: Yah, I knew that.
- Archie Bunker: How did you know that?
- Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: Fish is a brain food.