All in the Family (TV Series)

Mike and Gloria's Will (1976)

Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic

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• Archie Bunker : I would take will into court and have it thrown out.

  Mike Stivic : On what grounds?

  Archie Bunker : On the courtroom grounds under the windows.

• Archie Bunker : You're supposed to be the big bug on the Constitution, right? Well the first amendment guarantees that baby the right to bear a machine gun?

  Mike Stivic : The first amendment guarantees free speech.

  Archie Bunker : Same thing, buddy boy. If you got a gun in your hand, you're free to make any speech you want to.