All in the Family (TV Series)
The Longest Kiss (1974)
Sally Struthers: Gloria Bunker-Stivic
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Quotes
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : All right, all right, Gloria! You want me to kiss you for an hour? I'll kiss you for an hour! But I'm gonna tell you right now, Gloria: I'm not going to enjoy it!
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : NEITHER AM I!
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : GOOD! LET'S GO!
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Will you please tell me what I did?
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : You left the seat up again.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : I'm sorry.
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : That's what you always say, 'I'm sorry'.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Aw, Gloria. Seat's up, the seat's down, what's the difference?
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : When you're a girl, there's a BIG difference. I don't know why you could never remember to put the seat down. Other husbands do.
Edith Bunker : Oh, Archie don't. He says that's woman's work.
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Gloria, haven't you ever heard of poetic license?
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : This kind of poetry doesn't deserve a license.