Count Duckula (TV Series)

The Mutinous Penguins (1988)

Jimmy Hibbert: Von Goosewing, Mr. Mate, Sviatoslav, Viking Queen

Quotes 

• Count Duckula : I suppose we're lucky to have found this ship so quickly.

  Igor : Mm, quite so, sir, but I-, I must say I don't like the look of the crew.

  Count Duckula : I don't like the smell of them either; I bet they've never heard of soap.

  Captain Penguin : 'Course I've heard of soap, I eats a bar a week whether I needs it or not, ha-harr!

• Igor : [points to map]  Look here, captain, the master has cleverly worked out where we can find the Castle Duckula.

  Count Duckula : Yes, by my calculations, it should be just...

  [points to map] 

  Count Duckula : *here*!

  Captain Penguin : But that be the South Seas, sir! There be nothing but water down there, sir. Warm, mile upon mile of water, a man can go mad down there, sir. Mad, I tell ye, mad. Mad!

  [laughs maniacally] 

  Count Duckula : Well, you muyst have been down there quite a bit!