Count Duckula (TV Series)

The Mutinous Penguins (1988)

Jack May: Igor, Hooked penguin

Quotes 

• Count Duckula : I suppose we're lucky to have found this ship so quickly.

  Igor : Mm, quite so, sir, but I-, I must say I don't like the look of the crew.

  Count Duckula : I don't like the smell of them either; I bet they've never heard of soap.

  Captain Penguin : 'Course I've heard of soap, I eats a bar a week whether I needs it or not, ha-harr!

• Igor : [points to map]  Look here, captain, the master has cleverly worked out where we can find the Castle Duckula.

  Count Duckula : Yes, by my calculations, it should be just...

  [points to map] 

  Count Duckula : *here*!

  Captain Penguin : But that be the South Seas, sir! There be nothing but water down there, sir. Warm, mile upon mile of water, a man can go mad down there, sir. Mad, I tell ye, mad. Mad!

  [laughs maniacally] 

  Count Duckula : Well, you muyst have been down there quite a bit!

• Count Duckula : Here, Igor, I don't know how you could just lose a castle.

  Igor : *Me*, sir? I hardly think I'm to blame, *you* were the one -

  Count Duckula : All right, all right, I must have said it wrong. But you must have left off the safety hatch.

  Igor : Me, sir? Oh no, sir, I was doing something dastardly with sulphur in the cellar. It was probably Nanny at the -

  Count Duckula : Oh, yes, it's very easy to blame poor Nanny.

  Igor : Actually, sir it is *very* easy to blame Nanny.

  Count Duckula : Well, let's do that, then.

  Count Duckula , Igor : Nanny!

  Nanny : [breaks out from under the deck]  Ooh, I'll be glad to get back to our nice kitchen at home. How can you make a cup of tea in a silly little kitchen like that?

  Count Duckula : Well, Nannym, if you hadn't lost the castle -

  Nanny : Me lost the castle?

  Igor : You see, she admits it.