- Sick, Sad World Announcer: Meet the fly-fishing pathologist who uses human organs as bait. A liver runs through it next on Sick Sad World!
- Sandi Griffin: Quinn, the weekend is almost upon us, and you have yet to choose your boyfriend.
- Quinn Morgendorffer: Sandi, I know. I'm trying as hard as I can, but I just can't decide because what if the one I think is the right one turns out to be the wrong one and the wrong one is the right one or one of the right ones?
- Tiffany Blum-Deckler: This is the hardest and most important decision you'll ever have to make.
- Quinn Morgendorffer: I know! Stacy, do you still have that magic 8-ball?