She's Out of His Mind (2011)

Bill Mendieta: Roland

Quotes 

• The Delivery Man : Storm the altar. Slug the Best Man. Do a Sinatra ballad. And then kiss her in front of everybody. She'll eat it up.

  Roland : You would do that?

  The Delivery Man : Me? No. But you should.

• Irene : Ah! Do not vomit on me!

  Roland : I have no intention of vomiting on you.

  Irene : The mouth was open. And the eyes were bugging out.

• Roland : It's too hard to see a woman in three dimensions. There's not enough space in my head.

  Lili : Oh, standard male complaint.

  Judy : At least he knows his limitations.