The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer Loves Flanders (1994)
Harry Shearer: Kent Brockman, TV Warning, Man Buying Tickets, Bill, Ned Flanders, Lenny, Mr. Burns, Old Sheep, Reporter, Ronald Reagan, Dr. Hibbert, Reverand Lovejoy, Man in Church #3
Quotes
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Homer : God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
[doorbell rings]
Ned Flanders : Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two tick...
Homer : [slams the door, looks heavenward] Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Marge : Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
[Marge scrapes it off the ceiling into Homer's hands]
Homer : I know I shouldn't eat thee, but...
[bites]
Homer : Mmm, sacrilicious.
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Maude Flanders : [Fleeing in their car as Homer chases them down the street] Come on, Ned. Move this thing.
Ned Flanders : [Yelling in frustration] I can't! It's a Geo!
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Lenny : [Homer and Flanders are entering the football stadium parking lot. Not wanting to be seen with Flanders, Homer pushes him down in his seat, making it look like the car is driving itself] Hey look, Homer's got one of those robot cars
[seconds later, Flanders crashes]
Carl : One of those *American* robot cars
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Kent Brockman : Springfield has come down with a fever: football fever. If you have the fever, there's only one cure. Take 2 tickets, and see the game Sunday morning.
TV Service Announcer : Warning. Tickets should NOT be taken internally.
Homer : See? Because of me, now they have a warning.
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Homer Simpson : Don't worry, I brought my Rappin' Ronnie Reagan tape. It always makes the trip go faster.
[pops the tape in]
Ronald Reagan : [in a Reagan-like voice] Well, well, well, w-w-w-well,well, well...
Homer Simpson : [chuckles] You know something? He *did* say "well" a lot.
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Kent Brockman : Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be... The Killbot Factory.
