- The Liquidator, Quackerjack, Megavolt, Dr. Reginald Bushroot: We are the terrors that flap in the night! We are the soap that's cleaning up this town! We are... Darkwing's Ducks!
- Negaduck: [arriving in the Negaverse] Ahh... my beautiful St. Canard. Smell those noxious fumes. Now, where did that blasted Darkwing Duck go?
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries! I am Darkwing Duck!
- Darkwing Duck: Okay. Now I get it. Heh. This is all just a... a bad dream, brought on by too many of Herb's cocoanut burgers.
- [chuckles]
- Darkwing Duck: All I have to do is wake myself up and I'll be home sweet home!
- [He bashes his head repeatedly against a giant steel panel, cracking and confusing the Friendly Four]
- Darkwing Duck: Okay, it's... it's not a dream. This is the Negaverse.
- [closing lines]
- Drake Mallard: [returning with a new cake] I'm back! I got the birthday cake too.
- [Gosalyn walks up to him]
- Drake Mallard: [hugging her] Boy, is it good to see you again.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Cut the sap, Dad. Hand over the cake.
- Herb Muddlefoot: [as Gosalyn runs off with the cake] Drakemeister! We saved you a couple of juicy cocoanut burgers, bud.
- Drake Mallard: [admittedly] I love the Muddlefoots.
- [Drake is sleeping on the couch]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [through a megaphone] ATTENTION, DRAKE MALLARD!
- [Drake immediately wakes up]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: IT IS TIME FOR HONKER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!
- Drake Mallard: [grabbing the megaphone] I'M NOT GOING! I HATE THE MUDDLEFOOTS! AND I HATE THEIR PARTIES!