Drawn Together (TV Series)
A Very Special Drawn Together After School Special (2006)
Jess Harnell: Captain Hero
Quotes
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Wooldoor Sockbat : [the housemates are role-playing, Wooldoor speaks to Xandir] "Now, you be the gay's dad".
Xandir : "Oh, O.K".
[deeper voice]
Xandir : "I love football!"
[slaps Toot, who is Xandir's mother]
Xandir : .
Wooldoor Sockbat : [points to Captain Hero] "And you be the gay".
Captain Hero : [as Xandir's father] "I ain't gonna be no homo!".
Wooldoor Sockbat : "Fine, you be Xandir's mum".
Captain Hero : [as Xandir's mother in a higher voice] "Alright, I'm asking for this!"
[slaps himself]
Captain Hero : .
Toot Braunstein : [Angrily] "Then who the hell am I?".
Wooldoor Sockbat : "You're the homo".
Toot Braunstein : [wistfully] "Can I be the dad?".
Wooldoor Sockbat : "Fine, you be Stan".
Xandir : [confused] "Then who the hell am I?".
Toot Braunstein : [angrily, as Xandir's father] "The queer!"
[punches Captain Hero, who is Xandir's mother]
Toot Braunstein : .
Wooldoor Sockbat : [disappointed] "I wanted to be the queer!".
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Captain Hero : I told you not to huff airplane glue when you were pregnant.
Toot Braunstein : At least airplane glue knows how to make me feel good, Zima dick!
Captain Hero : Zima helps me relax!