Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Mitchell (1993)

Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson

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Quotes 

• Joel : "Mitchell". Even his NAME says "Is that a beer?"

• Tom Servo : [gasping]  They arrested Harlan Ellison.

  Joel : Good.

• Joel : Hey, wasn't John Saxon supposed to be in this movie?

• Joel : [as Mitchell]  Stop, or my heart will explode!

• Joel : I love pulling my gun when I come home! Scares my cats half to death!

• [watching the end of 'Mitchell'] 

  Crow T. Robot : You know, at this stage in any killing spree, you really ought to turn the gun on yourself.

  Crow T. Robot , Tom Servo : [chanting]  Turn it! Turn it! Turn it! Turn it!

  Joel : Hey! Hey!

• Joel : Hey! It's one of the kids from Fame!

  Tom Servo : Which one?

  Joel : Any of 'em.

• Joel : It's not often you see Johnny Mathis in the wild.

• Joel : [as Mitchell]  Oh shoot, a door! I didn't plan on this.

• Joel : Oh thank goodness they merged successfully. My heart was in my throat.

• Joel : [Mitchell wears an ugly plaid coat]  Can we get some more volume on that jacket please?

• Gallano : You really think so?

  Joel : I'm turning Japanese.

• Greta : He sleeps with me, then busts me.

  Joel : First things first.

• Joel : [reading scrolling title sequence]  What is that, what does it say, mittens? An action film called "Mittens"?

  Joel : Joe Don Baker *is* Mittens...

  Crow T. Robot : He's a cop!

• Crow T. Robot : Hot merging action!

  Joel : Oh, my goodness, they merged successfully. My heart was in my throat.

• Joel : [watching Mitchell testing the cocaine]  Even Scarface didn't do that much at once.

• [Mitchell is breaking into Deany's house when a car drives by] 

  Joel : Hey, Mitchell!

  Tom Servo : Go about your business!

  [Another car drives by] 

  Joel : Mitchell!

  Tom Servo : Shh!

• Joel : [seeing a large structure resembling a spaceship at the marina]  Hey, it's the starship Enterprise in drydock!

• Joel : The Chrysler Fury - the car that thinks it's a house!