Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Girl in Lovers Lane (1993)
Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson
Quotes
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Danny Winslow : I'm Danny. Danny Winslow. What's your name?
Bix Dugan : [mumbling] Bix Dugan.
Joel : Big Stupid?
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Joel : Oh, this is a great date. I always wanted to be nuzzled by a hobo.
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[the camera is positioned flat against the tracks as the train approaches]
Crow T. Robot : [nervously] Uh, uh, camera 3 get off the track!
[the train continues to approach]
Crow T. Robot : CAMERA 3!
Tom Servo , Joel , Crow T. Robot : [as the camera passes over them] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
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[to the opening credits music of "The Girl in Lovers' Lane"]
Tom Servo : [singing] The Girl in Lovers' Lane
Crow T. Robot : [singing] With Jack Elam, not Jack LaLanne
Tom Servo : [singing, high-pitched] Jack LaLaaaannnne
Joel : [singing] Lots of actors, there's no time to think
Crow T. Robot : [singing] A screenplay by Jo Heims, that's pretty lame.
Tom Servo : [softly] Pretty laaaame
[Normal voice]
Tom Servo : The entire crew, feels a sense of shame
Crow T. Robot : [softly] Shame.
Tom Servo : [singing] If only they had, half a brain, they could attain, a measure of fame, from a film like Shane! But no, to their disdain, The Girl in Lovers Lane.
Crow T. Robot : [imitates whip; speaks in announcer voice] The Girl in Lovers' Lane!