Rugrats (TV Series)
Grandpa's Teeth/Momma Trauma (1991)
Jack Riley: Stu Pickles
Quotes
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Stu Pickles : [after Tommy draws on the walls] Oh, brother.
Dr. Lepetomaine : Is there something bothering you, Mr. Pickles?
Stu Pickles : Yeah, there's something bothering me. I don't think there's any reason for us to be here. I have no idea what Didi's talking about, and all you do is just sit there and say "I see".
Dr. Lepetomaine : I see?
Stu Pickles : Tell me something. Is there an emergency exit or is this door the only way out?
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[Lou eats Jell-O]
Didi Pickles : *Grandpa*!
[Lou spits it out]
Didi Pickles : Are you eating Jell-O without your teeth *again*? I insist you put them back right this minute, please!
Lou Pickles : OK, OK, Didi! They're just behind this bowl of salad.
[drops his Jell-O]
Lou Pickles : Hey! Where's my teeth? They were laying here just a minute ago!
Didi Pickles : Now, let's not panic.
Lou Pickles : [looks under a bowl] I can't play my trumpet without my teeth!
Didi Pickles : After all, how far could they have gone?
[breaks the fourth wall]
Didi Pickles : Who would *want* them?
[Stu and Drew approach]
Drew Pickles : What's going on?
Didi Pickles : He lost his teeth again!
Stu Pickles , Drew Pickles : Oh, no!
Didi Pickles : Now, think for a moment, Pop. What was the last thing you did with your teeth before you lost them?
Lou Pickles : Well, just took 'em out to have a bite of your salad, and then... Uh-oh.
[they look at the salad]
Stu Pickles , Drew Pickles , Didi Pickles : Eww!
[a soldier looks into the salad, which bubbles, covers his mouth and runs away gagging; Stu rolls up his right sleeve, closes his eyes and dips his hand in]
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[first lines; Lou plays a trumpet; Tommy and Chuckie watch from their playpen]
Tommy Pickles : Doesn't Grandpa blow his trumpet good?
Chuckie Finster : Yeah! He sounds better than a car horn!
[Lou finishes; everyone applauds]
Didi Pickles : That was wonderful, Pop!
Stu Pickles : Yeah, those new dentures sure make the difference.
Lou Pickles : Yep. Glad I had a new set made. Don't think I could've played my horn with the old pair.
[adjusts them]
Lou Pickles : Still feel kinda funny, though. Maybe I'll take 'em out for just a sec so I can partake of some of Didi's famous potato salad.
[Didi gasps]
Stu Pickles : Pop, don't!
Didi Pickles : Remember what happened *last* time you took your teeth out?
Lou Pickles : Wasn't *my* fault Drew knocked 'em into the spaghetti sauce! In my day, people watched where they lay their elbows!
Drew Pickles : It was the Jell-O mould, Pop, and *you* knocked 'em in.
Stu Pickles : [points] Hey, Drew, check it out. That guy brought one of those new gas-powered turbo barbecues!
Drew Pickles : Really?
[looks back at Lou]
Drew Pickles : Just do us all a favour, Pop, and keep 'em in your mouth until you're home!