Corner Gas (TV Series)

Bean There (2006)

Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo

Quotes 

• Hank Yarbo : I could save up and buy a Lamborghini.

  Wanda Dollard : You have to save up to buy linguini. You can't afford that magazine... I should have said "magazini". "Linguini", then "magazini". Oh, that would've been great! Could we do it again?

  Brent LeRoy : No. Look, Hank, if you want to shoot for the moon, you go ahead.

  Hank Yarbo : All I want is a sports car. Let's not get carried away with the space travel, huh?

  Wanda Dollard : You'll never have a Lamborghini, you weenie, because your brain is teeny.

  Brent LeRoy : The moment's gone now.

• Wanda Dollard : [Wanda and Hank arrive at a barbecue for Lamborghini owners]  Are you saying that we're supposed to own Lamborghinis?

  Hank Yarbo : If you want to soar with the eagles, you gotta pretend to be one.

  Wanda Dollard : So you're dragging me into a potentially embarrassing web of lies?

  Hank Yarbo : Relax. There'll be food.

• Hank Yarbo : [about bluffing their way through the Lamborghini barbecue]  We make a pretty good team.

  Wanda Dollard : I make a pretty good team. You choke like Tennessee Williams on a bottle cap.

• Hank Yarbo : Don't tell me you're still upset at me because I told a bunch of people about a Lamborghini you don't have and now they're coming here to see it. Oh. Actually, now that I said that out loud, it does sound kind of bad.

  Wanda Dollard : We should just go. We should leave town and not be here when they get here... Could you forget I said "we"?

• Lamborghini Owner #2 : [Wanda and Hank take Lamborghini Owner #2 to see Wanda's "Lamborghini", i.e. something covered up by a tarpaulin]  I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that's not a Lamborghini.

  Wanda Dollard : You know, sometimes things start out innocently and then just spin out of control.

  Hank Yarbo : You want to see a Lamborghini? I'll show you a Lamborghini.

  [He pulls aside the tarpaulin] 

  Wanda Dollard : HOLY CRAP! A LAMBORGHINI!

  [Lamborghini Owner #2 stares at her] 

  Wanda Dollard : It just always impresses me when I see it!

• Hank Yarbo : Look, don't worry. I got a plan. Check it out. They come out here, we shoot the breeze, and then we show them the Lamborghini.

  Wanda Dollard : What Lamborghini?

  Hank Yarbo : We get one.

  Wanda Dollard : How?

  Hank Yarbo : That's where you come in.

  Wanda Dollard : So your plan relies heavily on me having a plan?

  Hank Yarbo : What? I worked it all out. You gotta do one thing.

• Hank Yarbo : Don't tell me you're still upset because I told a buncha people about a Lamborghini you don't have and now they're all comin' out here to see it?

  [Beat] 

  Hank Yarbo : Oh. I see, now that I've said that out loud, it does sound kinda bad.