That '70s Show (TV Series)

Battle of the Sexists (1998)

Wilmer Valderrama: Fez

Quotes 

• Michael Kelso : Donna beat you at basketball?

  Fez : Is this true, Eric?

  Eric : Yeah. Is that a big deal?

  Steven Hyde : Of course not. Unless Donna happens to be, you know, a girl.

  Michael Kelso : Especially a girl you love.

  Fez : In my country, if a woman beats you, it makes her want you.

  Eric : Really?

  Fez : Yeah, but this is America, wuss.

• Fez : [Watching Kelso and Jackie argue]  She will crush him, yes?

  Steven Hyde : Like the spirit of your Mayan forefathers.

  Fez : My forefathers were not Mayan.

  Steven Hyde : Like anyone cares.