The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart's Comet (1995)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Selma Bouvier
Quotes
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Kent Brockman : Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. Doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay.
[a list flashes by hurriedly]
Marge Simpson : Turn it off!
Homer : [copying down the list quickly] Just a second...
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Homer : [at dinner] ... and then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
Lisa : Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad.
Homer : Yeah... except I forgot to go to work.
[everyone looks at him silently]
Marge Simpson : What did you do today, Bart?
Bart : What didn't I do?
[hands his mother a newspaper]
Marge Simpson : [reading] "Boy Discovers Comet"...
Lisa : What?
Marge Simpson : "A young Springfieldianite has discovered a new comet to be known as the 'Bart Simpson Comet'." Oh honey, I'm so proud of you!
Bart : But then, you've *always* been proud of me.
Marge Simpson : [pauses] Yes...