The Simpsons (TV Series)

Secrets of a Successful Marriage (1994)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson, Driver

Quotes 

• [Homer becomes a teacher] 

  Lisa : So, dad, will you be teaching from a standardized text or using the more Socratic method?

  [Homer stares at her, confused] 

  Homer : Yes, Lisa. Daddy's a teacher.

• Lisa : There's a reason two people come together and stay together. There's something they give each other that nobody else can give them. If you want to get Mom back, just remember what you give her that nobody else can.