The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mountain of Madness (1997)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : Mr. Smithers! Mister Smithers! I found another hurt shrew. I think this one has a twisted ankle.

  Smithers : Agh, twisted ank - aren't there any healthy animals in this forest?

• Homer Simpson : So, Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains to learn about "teamwork". Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here.

  Bart Simpson : Teamwork is overrated.

  Homer Simpson : Huh?

  Bart Simpson : Think about it. I mean, what "team" was Babe Ruth on? Who knows?

  Marge Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Yankees.

• Smithers : [sarcastically]  Oh, great! It's the Bobbsey Twins. Well take your prying eyes elsewhere!

  [ruefully] 

  Smithers : Ooh I'm sorry. It hasn't been a good day. If I don't get to the top of the mountain real soon I could get fired.

  Lisa Simpson : We'll help you!

  Bart : I have a watch with a minute hand!

  Smithers : Ugh. Alright, you can come. What time IS it?

  Bart : 12:80. No wait... wait. What... what comes after twelve?

  Smithers : One.

  Bart : No, AFTER twelve!

  Smithers : [disgustedly]  Uggghhh!

• [everyone is gathered around the fireplace; Lenny throws a moose head into the fire; Bart, Lisa and Smithers enter the cabin] 

  Lisa Simpson : Mr. Smithers! Mr. Smithers! That moose is on fire!

  Waylon Smithers : [storms in angrily]  Fine. Good. I don't care anymore. I'm the last one here. You kids cost me my job.

  Lenny Leonard : You ain't last, Mr. Smithers.

  Waylon Smithers : [sighs in relief]  Thank goodness.

  Carl Carlson : Yeah, Burnsie and Homer never made it.

  Waylon Smithers : [looks out the window]  Mr. Burns is still out there?

  Lisa Simpson : [gasps]  What about our dad?